Every proper bag store should have a page telling bad bag jokes. So here is ours.
Why don’t bags have any friends?
Because they’re always carrying around all their baggage!
Why did the handbag break up with the wallet?
Because it was too money-centered!
Why did the wallet break up with the coin purse?
Because it felt like it was always being shortchanged!
Why did the bag go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling a little plastic!
Why did the bag break up with the backpack?
Because it was too much baggage!
Why did the backpack go to the gym?
To work on its fitness pack!
Why did the bag break up with the backpack?
Because it was too much of a carry-on!
